(the trail of fail keeps on and on....)

Yesterday, I actually stopped in the middle of the street to stare for some good minutes at Los Abrazos Rotos poster out of the cinema, and JUST BECAUSE, the photomanipulation there reminded me of Donna Troy. MAN, my crush on Wonderchick is beyond control.

SEMI-RELATED: as much as I love my Kyle/Donna, every fucking time I go to daily scans and bump into mockery of Terry Long, and how everybody like to jump on the bashing bandwagon REFERING to Wolfman's run, it make me sick. Saying that Terry and Donna were not something adorable and motherfucking functional back there is missing the point entirely, to me, and judging something on the basis of what happened later, without the consensus of the writer, it's plain stupid. Fortunately, there was also someone to speak against this trend. It was unexpected...


My chest is getting better even though it keeps on hurting while I laugh, that is, almost all the damn time, while the pain on my jaw is kinda worse than the first day, and I don't know why...

I keep on having bad dream about my granny being sick and it should stop like NOW.
I keep on writing like a freak but it's such a wonderfull sensation to be able to do it now...
I keep on... argh, getting late to lunch!


Let's see if it's possible to revive pineapple rice from yesterday lunch with some curry and ginger! *_*

Contests
Mid-Week Reminder at bleach_icontest.

Fanfiction
One-Shots/Drabbles
The Confession, by elishtar (Shunsui/Ukitake; G)
The Dark and the Darkness, by ceestar (Kira, Wabisuke, Gin; PG)

Fanart
Szayel shows us where his hollow hole is, by nyarlathotep23 (Szayel; Not Worksafe)
Art Dump, by paperteacup (Ganju/Hanatarou; Not Rated)
Ulquiorra and Orihime, by odd_rikkku (Not Rated)

Icons & Graphics
10 Icons, by scheratan. Multi-fandom post.
3 Renji/Rukia Animated GIFs, by myredpineapple.
15 Renji Icons, by lituhanienn.

capslock_bleach Discussions
DOUBLE PENANCE.
CHAPTER 384.
EPISODE 248 RECAP.
PENANCE.
WTF WEDNESDAY.
CHAPTER 384 SPOILERS.

Discussions & Miscellaneous
Why Ulquiorra Never Smiles at capslock_ulori.
Chapter 384 discussion at bleachness.
Gin and Rangiku's childhood and Gin's fear of death? at ginran.
More Bleach Breathless Collection 2010 at bleachness.
Selling Bleach doujinshi and Matsuri '07 plushies.
Sharing Ichigo/Orihime doujin scanlation at ichi_hime.
Ichigo/Rukia doujinshi for sale.
Chapter 384 spoilers at bleachness.
Episode 248 discussion at bleachness.

Feel free to comment on this post for news we might have missed, errors, broken links, etc. and we'll fix them ASAP.

Are there any comms not included in these updates because we're not watching them? Let us know!

Woah, 384 is already out here.

I don't like Tôsen and this chapter doesn't help :p.

Reposted from my comments at Bleach Asylum.

Okay, so my new crack theory, triggered by this week's manga spoilers.

( Very tiny spoiler about this week's manga )

2. We know from Kenpachi's previous observation that both Tousen and Gin fear death.

3. Gin provokes Rukia into losing her cool on the eve of her execution by pointing out Renji is still alive. He observes that worrying about other people's lives causes you to start thinking about and worrying over your own (something to that effect). He's right, and Rukia breaks down.

Possible Crack? conclusion theory:

Gin joined Aizen because he was afraid of dying. His fear of death has roots in his childhood fears that Rangiku might starve to death/die?

I've already started to fic it :

You can't die, if you die, she'll die. That fear grew like a rot within him. Became habit long after their circumstances changed and hunger was a dull memory. You can't die. I'm afraid to die.

Thoughts???

THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME




...Now off to finish those smutmeme answers! ^.~

Spoiler thread lives at BA thanks to Ohana and Zan.

Oh. My. GAWWWWWD. Kubo and his penis jokes.

( spoiler pic )

Okay. So. So. SOOOOOOO AWESOME *___________*

( Spaaaaaazzing, Shipping, and over all, DAISUKI YAMAJII!!!!! ♥ )

Announcements & Contests
ichihitsu: Christmas Fanwork Exchange '09 - REMINDER
ulqui_hime: The 2009 UlquiHime Holiday/Winter Festival is on!
shuukira: Christmas Challenge

Fanfiction
Oneshot
Subtlety by ann89103 (Tousen/Shuuhei, PG-13)
Procrastination /= laziness by live_with_love (Gin/Kira, PG-15)
The Path of Justice by ceestar (Kira, Hinamori, PG)
Four fics (one multichapter, complete) by rii_no_ame (Various, T - M)
gloves by superstition (Byakuya/Hisana, NR)
Letter to Ichigo by ann89103 (Ichigo, Ishida, Hichigo, R)
A Good Day by kitsunemoonstar (Gin/Matsumoto, PG)
Strange Things Will Happen by bitter_tea (Shuuhei/Matsumoto, PG)
Multipart
I love, Chapter 4 by ashalee18 (Ichigo/Rukia, T)
Sensei Sensei, Part 3 by arakida_ayano (Byakuya/Renji, T)

Fanart
Two arts - Yoruichi/Ukitake, Shunsui/Ukitake, both G by azirae
Ichigo sketch - WS by bloodandpepper

Icons & Graphics
12 icons by eternalflame09 (MFP)
17 icons by two_doors_down (MFP)
28 Burimyu icons by silawen

CAPSLOCK DISCUSSION
ULQUIORRA'S TRUE POWER UNDER THE MOON
DRAWINGS I MADE
EPISODE 248 SCREENCAPS

Miscellaneous
Seaweed Ambassador plushie pics
Super big mega doujinshi sale! (fma_yaoi-locked)
Vizard job center brainstorm fest!
Bleach doujins at asian sites - Cont. 8 (four downloads)
Holiday Sale! - plushies and doujinshi
My Onicon 2009 photos
Who would YOU like to see playing the characters? @ burimyu
RenIchi only albums (NWS)
For sale: Bleach Figures, HP accessories & more
A Look into Kira Izuru's FB Wall (ShuuKira)
RenIchi ship manifesto at ship_manifesto
Merchandise for sale
Two questions - on the episode omakes and Isshin
Alones Aqua Timez - hunting for a download (bleach_music-locked)

Roleplay
reverie_lane: a multifandom roleplay looking for Bleach characters

Additions & corrections welcome =)

Newsletter volume #


Fanfiction
One-shots:
Rules of Reality by readstorobots [SasuNaru, M]
Twenty Five Days by shi_shi_rendan [SasuSaku, M; flocked]
Invisible by diryoldlady [KakaSasu, NR]
What if They by yamievandar [Hidan, Pg-13]
Sasuke - Mistletoe by love_evil [SasuGaa, T]

Multi-chaptered:
MIA: Missing in Action, chapter 5 by drainbamage954 [SasuNaru, PG]
Beauty and the Bastard, chapter 2 by drainbamage954 [SasuNaru, PG-13; flocked]
Talking to Strangers by shinobigonewild [KakaSasu, NC-17]
Wooing Kunoichi 101 by oceansex [KonohamaruHanabi, G]

( Everything else under cut )
Typing was hard tonight on a new, tiny keyboard, so please do point out any corrections <3

Yesterday I went to bed thinking about much more smutty and kinky stuff, and end up dreaming a WWF spot about Rey Mysterio. (O.o;;;)

Yesterday I was straddled on the staircase of my living room trying to reach a box of red painting on top of it, my hand slipped and I fell on the stair, piercing my chest with the point of a step. Now the left side of my chest, my jaw, my hands and my left thigh hurt like I had took a couple of tours inside a giant nutcracker.

....LMFAO, I’m an amount of FAIL I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MEASURE IT!
XDDDD

(back working)

Title: Fledgling
Author: Ebony
Characters/Pairing: Esme/Carlisle
Rating: PG/K
Disclaimer: Twilight and all the characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Table/Prompt: Beta / 014. Warmth
Word Count: 503
Summary: A fledgling sensation unfurled slowly within her chest - it was a cautious and fearful little thing, but undeniably potent. Esme's broken faith is awakened in death.

( Her expression was of resigned bleakness, newborn eyes crimson and sad as they looked upon him. )

Hello again! I'm back with another fic, although I worry about the state of tenses in this one.

title ❀ gloves
fandom ❀ bleach
characters ❀ kuchiki byakuya, kuchiki hisana

the first time she sees his hands, she cries.

Newsletter volume #736


Fanfiction
One-shots:
Boy Meets Girl by locochicaz [SasuSaku; M]

Multi-chaptered:
Into the Woods, Chapter 21 by underhandycat0 [SasuNaru; R]
From the Corner of My Eye, Chapter 3 by torib0o [ShikaNeji; M]
Who We Are, Chapter 1 by folio_noire [SasuNaru; R]
The Copy Chick, Chapter 7 by juniper_11 [KakaSaku; M]

( Everything else under cut )

Don't worry, December is around the corner and these short posts will cease to exist! Please point out anything wrong or missing! ♥

pheleon, plushie maker extraordinaire finished making my beautiful Seaweed Ambassador plushies! There are only three of these in the world and THEY ARE ALL MINE!

Behold their wakame power!

( Chire.. . SenbonWakame )

Well, actually they're not going to stay all mine. ONE is. One green soft loveliness is going to a recent winner in the bleachness "Draw Ishida" contest and ANOTHER is going to my friend khyata who is such a honey that she sends me Middle Eastern ice cream packed in dry ice in the frickin mail when I'm feeling blue. So she gets some green-ness, yes she does. <3

For more Seaweed Ambassador goodness go HERE

For more pheleon goodness go HERE

BLEACH News: November 30, 2009

General News and Announcements
Kubo works on the musical

Contests/Challenges
bleach_icontest:Week 259 Voting
bleach_icontest:Week 259 Winners
bleach_icontest:Week 260 Challenge
bleachorus:Week 143 - Reminder

Fiction: One-Shot
By the River by manonlechat (Gin,Rangiku; PG)
Freestate by drabbleandfluff (Byakuya/Renji; NC-17)
Because Cheese and Wine evenings are for grown-ups by nannete (Shunsui/Ukitake; NC-27)
Out of a Dream by pb_cookie (Renji/Ichigo; NC-17)
Desire by mythdefied (GrimmHime, IchiHime; NC-17)

Fiction: Multi-part
Chaos Theory - Ch.2 by rii_no_ame (Byakuya/Renji; M)

Fan-Art
Five is Where the Heart Is by kisu_no_hi (Orihime/Uryuu; WS)
Just Ikkaku by bundamba (Ikkaku; WS)

Icons and Graphics
48 Bleach icons by homunkulas
5 Bleach icons by okuromos

Discussions and Miscellaneous
Merchandise sale post by spacexat
Call for scanlation helpers by copper_cakes
Screencaps request by stuffedpanda
"Glow" request by cantabrasil03
Fact finding requests by kaibasgirl
Link collection to Bleach Musical files on youtube by amciel
Taking fanart commissions by lendra_chan
Small Friending Meme by orange_fuu

Please comment if you find errors or if you want me to include something I missed. Thanks!

Title: Romeo
Author: kapers_in_pink
Rating: K+
Characters/Pairing: Jacob Black/Bella Swan
Word Count: 518
Summary: Of course you're not too late. I'll always wait for you.
AN: Kinda fluffy... it's a companion piece to Paris. I just couldn't help myself :)

( Her brown eyes glistening with what I hoped were tears of joy )

Newsletter volume #735


Fanfiction
One-shots:
Lee's Hands by raccoonofyouth [LeeGaa; unrated]
A Private Celebration by aviss [KakaIru; NC-17]
Woof, Woof by darkxkunoichi [KakaSaku; G]

Multi-chaptered:
Two Fic Updates by ambersolace
=> Ascension, Chapters 8 to 10 [Tenten; PG-13]
=> Symphonic, Chapters 1 and 2 [NejiTen, ShikaTema; PG-13]
Drastic Holiday, Chapter 3 by cataglottisme [NaruHina; R]
The Dark Princess, Chapters 1 and 2 by akatsuki_hime1 [DeiSaku; PG]
The Lost One, Chapter 4 by kay_elle6778 [ItaSaku; PG-13]
Tsubasa, Chapter 1 by ailuchan [SasuSaku; PG]
Disarm, Chapter 14 by crazypotatoe [SasuNaru; R]


( Everything else under cut )

Title: Paris
Author: kapers_in_pink
Rating: K+
Characters/Pairings: Jacob Black/Bella Swan
Word Count: 272
Summary: Paris had become Romeo.


( I loved Jacob Black )